"It's impossible" said pride. "It's risky" said experience. "It's pointless" said reason. "Give it a try" whispered the heart.
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ri and lisa are mean
They’re Dutch….I think….
I tried…and therefore no one can judge.
(Source: averyryans)
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ri and lisa are mean
stupid hoes.
excuse you, it’s not my fault that you don’t know what amish people are.
They’re Dutch….I think….
Are they?
No idea….
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Cheese!
Maybe you should keep your window and door closed so he won’t run away. And I will always call it mud cake so that’s not changing Captain Sass.
I think I’m just going to tape Larry to my body. I got detention the other day for going to class without a shirt on.
(Source: issac-wright)
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ri and lisa are mean
stupid hoes.
excuse you, it’s not my fault that you don’t know what amish people are.
They’re Dutch….I think….
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Cheese!
You’ve never corrected me before, so why would you do it now?
Because it’s late, my pussy ran away again, and I’m sassy today.
(Source: issac-wright)
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Cheese!
It is, you’ve mastered the art of sleeping as well as spooning your pillow. It’s quite admirable. I’m fine, I watched a couple of movies and ate mud cake.
Yeah, but spooning my pillow isn’t nearly as nice as spooning you. It’s chocolate cake, Mace, chocolate cake.
(Source: issac-wright)
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Cheese!
Probably a bit awkward yes.
Since we’ve got that situation out of the way, how are you babe?
I’m alright, slept my day away and spooned my pillow; it’s what I do best. What about you, beautiful?
(Source: issac-wright)
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Saw a Disney movie today.
They said pussy. Nearly fell out of my chair laughing.
Saw this and nearly fell out of my desk chair.
